One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it
thor au where loki and thor ride around with thor’s goats and come across a family and cook the goats and resurrect them only to find one of the kids sucked the marrow from a goat bone and made it lame so the family gives loki and thor their kids instead. that’s it that’s the au and then they all fall asleep in a giant’s glove
okay, but for real:
here is the thing that i feel. lemme tell you that thing.
dc cares about reaching a wider audience and nothing else. dc does not care about previous fans (consider their treatment of those who love stephanie brown) - dc’s model is “make as many fans as possible.” new 52 was a way to condense canon and try to make sense of dc (which, honestly, they had been doing a pretty consistent job of doing??? man, i don’t even fucking know anymore, i thought everything made sense and then whoops new 52)
marvel cares about reaching a wider audience, but also cares about keeping their previous readers. they don’t want to just get rid of all of their canon, because it is a well loved canon. (which isn’t to say they don’t do dumb shit. a lot of dumb ass shit.) both have over seventy years of canon that they have to sift through. and that is hella daunting for new fans.
but here is what marvel did right and dc dropped the ball in the toilet on, and that is the fact that the people who make marvel movies genuinely like the characters and want to show them off. this is nothing to do with execs - i’m talking about putting whedon on the avengers even though it was the movie that they spent years building up to. whedon has credits in buffy, and serenity/firefly and lots of comics, but it isn’t like he has been a part of a shit ton of blockbusters. but marvel chose him because he would do right by the fans, marvel and the execs.
and dc? dc chooses guys who flat out say they will quit if robin is brought on. ROBIN. WHO HAS BEEN THERE SINCE THE FUCKING BEGINNING. i know that a thirty something adopting a twelve year old acrobat and teaching him to fight crime and have daddy issues is weird as fuck. IT IS A COMIC. you don’t have to make shit realistic~~~~~. give me dudes flying and being super beings and still being human. the avengers are fun and relatable because they share traits with us - we see their humanity through their super hero powers and love them for it. don’t take a human like bruce and strip him of compelling traits. yes, he is human. but i don’t LIKE him. and he doesn’t have robin to lighten him up and make him a likable person - which, is robin’s entire PURPOSE and tim drake hunted these motherfuckers down to tell them that.
ugh don’t now i am worrying hhhhh
you’ll be fine. at least your website will look good.
(i’d scrap mine entirely and start over if the interface weren’t so fucking stupid.)
don’t worry, he won’t fail you.
you’ve been putting more effort than me in, so if you are confident i won’t fail, then i am confident you won’t fail. we’ll make it thru 2gether. plays an 80s song about overcoming adversity.